Once upon a time, there was a big boy named ttaM. The bad king in the Land of Pod-Pod used to beat ttaM up all the time. This made ttaM very mad. The King’s name was Padre s‘ttaM. ttaM was a very big boy. He wished the King would “kick the bucket”, so to speak. The funny thing was, when Padre s‘ttaM kicked the bucket, the bucket hit ttaM and knocked him oute. This made ttaM more madder than ever. ttaM had a few friends. These friends thought the King was bad, too.
    Every time ttaM’s friends wanted to come play with him, the King laughed, and burned their castles down. ttaM liked to sing. The King didn’t like people to sing. ttaM also liked to play the mandolin. The King didn’t like music at all, and he hated it so he killed people that did it.
    ttaM invited his friends over to the city where he lived, and they all had fun. When they were having fun, they sang songs. The King came to ttaM’s place, and he came with his army.
    ttaM yelled (ArgZargKLNQTsPgggh!) and he thru his mandolin at Padre s‘ttaM, and the King’s head fell off. All ttaM’s friends yelled (Yipee! Wow! What a boy!) and they all got happy. ttaM became the King after the old King died, and ttaM let everyone in the castle and in the whole Pod-Pod Land play music and have parties and fun and all the people liked him, and he was King.