Elvis, O, great Elvis,
shake that pelvic pelvis
Oh, you do it so well,
you just can’t be from hell
What a heavenly pelvis,
that girl called Elvis

She’s my Elvis angel, from heaven on high
She’s back again, yeah, to take us for a ride
She’s got the hair, she’s got the pelvis
She’s just gotta be that guy Elvis

Some call her “Molly”,
but the name Elvis makes her jolly
Where did the name come from?
From the deranged mind of someone
Could it have been Matt?
Well, i’ll agree with that
He’s definitely deranged,
his brain has the mange.

One day he saw her pelvis,
and coined the term Elvis
She does it so well,
she just can’t be from hell

She’s my Elvis angel, shakes her pelvis for me
She’s back again, yeah, already older than three
She’s got the hair, she’s got the pelvis
and there’s no way in the world you could say that she’s not Elvis

“You ain’t a nothin’ but a hot dog, eaten all the time
You ain’t never been a good to me, y’ain’t no friend o’ mine.”