Frenzied Fashion
By Wil C. Fry, 1990.05.01
(Copyright © 1990 by Wil C. Fry. All rights reserved.)
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“And now for the evening news: Bob Salter”
“Today, the Federal Government spent six
hundred billion dollars on fashion products
for Congress and the White House. President
John Doe now uses ‘Rave’ Brand Hair products,
and wears Gitano jeans. And of course the
national fashion indicator for this week says
that Nike ‘Airs’ are the shoes to wear. Next
week laws will be passed designating exactly
what is cool and what is not.”
Spelling errors are from the original document. I suspect some of them were intentional.