if your hair is long, your life’s not in vain
it takes a while to grow, i kno it’s a pain
But hair is all that matters
hair on shiny silver platters
hairy raisins, fuzzy navels, we all like Norwegian bagels
hairy armpits, female facial hair
furry places — we like to linger there
pick a peachfuzzy peach, sing a hairy song
your life can be a pineapple, but only if your hair is long