Run screaming or sit silently
Either way, I still suck
Wash and brush your hair or put sand in it
Either way, water still runs uphill
Cook your dinner, or flush it in the toilet
Either way, life teaches no valuable lessons
Program your television or kick in the screen and take a s**t in it
Either way, insects still have fourteen legs
“Only at participating locations, taxes are not included”
Seeing some gross complications, I ate beans and then I pooted
Put extra sugar on it or take a piss on it
Either way, thirsty people don’t die
Stick it in her or leave it out
Either way, desires are never fulfilled
Be diplomatic or shoot down your opponents
Either way, the sky is still not blue
Laugh at the clown or hit him in the face with an axe
Either way, my guitar has no strings
Either way, I put my pants on one toe at a time
Either way, I can’t think of anything to write for this last line