You wake up to your caffeine and cigarette and finish just in time
For more caffeine and your vitamin-packed powerbar breakfast
And then you down your six-pack of multi-vitamin pills
Maybe a vicatin will help, but the doctor wouldn’t give you any
“Borrow” one of your son’s ridalins — or take an Extra-strength Tylenol
But now you’re drowsy, so some minithins and more caffeine
Will help you through work
But you’re hungry, so stuff down another double quarter-pounder
with cheese
Afterwards, a cocktail or a beer will relax you
And don’t forget that evening cigarette-smoking fiesta
But then you’ll need some Exedrins and Sleepinols to
Help you through the night
And don’t forget to
Thank God for another healthy day.