Isn’t it silly when a band with only two albums
puts out a “greatest hits” record
Or when an eighteen year old female pop star writes her autobiography
Watching a fat man eat a pastry
The thief who locked himself out of his car
People on welfare still having kids
An atheist who doesn’t kill himself — now that’s a good one!
The stars who complain about the media
are on more shows than anyone else
Note: The atheist line doesn't refer to suicide but to euthanasia.