Racking up the points on your intergalactic crusade
Cramps in your trigger finger, unleashing your tirade
Eyes bloodshot and burning from staring at your screen
You said you got to Stage 14 and I won’t believe what you’ve seen
Ever since you got that set-up, you haven’t been the same
Did I ever tell you?
“I don’t give a rat’s ass about your goddamned video game!”