They say you’re SO nice
They say you’re SO cute
And that any girl would be happy to be with you
But they’re full of s**t
They say they’ll do anything for you
They say that you’re their best friend
They say they know someone who’ll get with you
But they’re full of s**t
They say that they trust you
They say that they love you
But right now they’re trying to fix the rest of their life
But they’re full of s**t
They say you’re the perfect guy
They say you’re quite a catch
And that they wish they’d met you way back when
But they’re full of s**t
She has no idea what she wants
She has no idea how to make you happy
And she’ll probably never straighten it all out
Because she’s full of s**t.
Originally, only the first eight lines were in this poem. The last 12 lines were added later, at an known date — likely still in 2000.
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