Once upon a time, there were two little kids
They sat at the table and they cried like this:
Wa wah, wa wah
Wa wah, wa wah
[scream]
Well you know that I tried to keep them happy
But they were not amused by the antics of their pappy
(Chorus)
When night time came and I put them to bed
They screamed like I had drilled holes in their heads
(Chorus)
Grunting and groaning and whining all day
They really start to cry when I ask them to play
(Chorus)
I composed this aloud, in rap style, off the top of my head while my children cried at the lunch table. My daughter provided the chorus.