Emperor Felonious
Spews forth balonious
Each new day there is more

Maybe making fun of us
Plans to kill a ton of us
Even if we don’t go to war

Complain that he’s hideous?
His ideas are what’s insidious
The dictionary calls him “boor”

Piling up profits prodigious
Pretending to be religious
Look! The Horsemen are Four.

Anti-good like his clown prince
Whose name rhymes with wince
Theocrats got a foot in the door

Investigations fastidious
To remove the perfidious
Certainly just a few months more

Yes, Emperor Felonious
So constantly erroneous
Cheeto dust in every pore

Laughably inharmonious
Most definitely odious
You are rotten to the core